Chat with a Sing lady
ABC says:
i thought u had a few epitaphs all ready
R says:
what do u want on yours ?
Abc says:
what do u think is appropriate for me?
Abc says:
come on, wise one
Abc says:
let's hear a witty one from u
R says:
mmmm
R says:
here lies ******
R says:
silent atlast...
Abc says:
mm
R says:
no one would believe it..
R says:
but she has her legs crossed
Abc says:
thanx a lot, sir
Abc says:
for that nice epitaph
R says:
Really sorry !
R says:
I get carried away !
Abc says:
sure, i understand,
R says:
Hey composing stuff in a second... u cant expect it to be perfect ok ?
Abc says:
now giving excuses, right?
R says:
really sorry if that stung ! Never meant it to !
Abc says:
garbage in, garbage out, heard of this?
R says:
yeah !
R says:
Appiles to me !
Abc says:
thank u for owning up
R says:
I always do !
R says:
will take time and send u a nice one tomo to make up !
Abc says:
as if i believe u,
Abc says:
bet the next one is even more gross

abc says:
was about to ask you for your input
on an adaption of a rhyme that i came up with
R says:
mm
abc says:
i know u are good with words
R says:
(blush)
abc says:
hey, telling the truth lah
R says:
Thanx !
abc says:
can count on you for linguistic input
R says:
u sure can !
abc says:
u heard of the nursery rhyme
abc says:
there was an old woman who lived in a shoe?
R says:
yup
R says:
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children,
She didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread;
She whipped them all soundly,
And sent them to bed.
R says:
right?
abc says:
yeah,
abc says:
am trying to adapt it to:
R says:
mm
abc says:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
With a hundred children and a blue kangaroo
She fed them buttons
She fed them glue
And marched them all
To the zoo
abc says:
How does that sound to u?
abc says:
so, your input?
R Says :
Hey.. sorry was cut off...
Take a look at these variants....


There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
With a hundred children and a monkey which flew
She fed them buttons
She fed them glue
And marched them every morning
To the loo

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
With a hundred children all dressed in blue
She fed them buttons
She fed them glue
And laughed herself silly
on watching them chew

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
With a hundred kittens lined up in a queue
She fed them buttons
She fed them glue
And hid inside a sock
to watch them mew

Mail to a sing lady ...

Here are a few choice insults I 'borrowed'

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On your good friend who fought with u :o)

"She is so refined; She has no bosom and no behind"
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On getting a wife

"Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one "
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On a woman programmer who stays close to my flat

"I earlier stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since seen her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement "
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And here's one to set your hackles rising !

Women should be obscene and not heard

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And here's another quote from Lyndon Johnson which'd fit me !

Hell, by the time a man scratches his ass, cleares his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.
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And this one has reference to your mail to ** saying I think like lightning

This is a statement that I deeply wish my parents could share. My father would have enjoyed what you have so generously said of me-and my mother would have believed it.
:o)