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To: Ramakrishnan
From: Tony Webster

Thank you for your latest email which I received this morning. Also thank you for your opening comments. I'm amazed how you were able to find out so much about me and the company. Where did it all come from?

Some fun stuff
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, and offer
her A ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

A new Record

As far as I remember, I'd been roaming around without money in my pocket, but this has not cramped my lifestyle one bit.

However, the most irritating feature is when you want desperately want some petty amount - for a parking fee( Got stuck at pondy bazar parking withour 2 bucks , for a bottle of booze, or taking Ricky to a doc, going to a Doc for in anemergency.... these times it really hurts.

For the last one month after the **** cheque fiasco, I've not had a single buck in my pocket - literally. Let me vow never to let this happen again.

A hundred bucks a day covers all my expenses and more. Things I can't live without...
1. Eloor membership
2. Internet
3. Dogs
4. A leisurely drink once a while
5. Shuttle

So having a deposit of 36k wud cover all my expenses for a full year. Lemme try depositing that first and lets see if this solution works.